I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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