Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
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