brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
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