I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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