Hey man sorry I got all grabby
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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