i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
No subtext here. People are naked.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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