On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
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