No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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