You can't special order awesome
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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