Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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