Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
The ass gains better be worth it
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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