PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
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