Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
I AM VODKA MAN
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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