im holly from the hills drunk
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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