In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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