if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I need to align my fucking chakras
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Randomize
