she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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