im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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