The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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