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this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Another day, another engagement, another cat
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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