it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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