My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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