what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
you will always have a special place in my vag
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
Randomize
