How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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