so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Four minutes until I can fart!
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Randomize
