no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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