A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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