shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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