We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
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