Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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