Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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