M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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