I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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