I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
Randomize
