he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Randomize
