what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
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