She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Randomize
