Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
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