he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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