Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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