Who wears a wallet chain?!
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
