BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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