There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
That's how pantless uber rides happen
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
Randomize
