is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
so that wasnt chicken after all
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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