my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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