I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
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