matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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