Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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