fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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