i think my mom watched the whole time
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
